Thursday, August 11, 2005

The Onion | Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920

Excerpt:     Exxon Mobil CEO Lee Raymond said the petroleum-producing company shares Bush's hopes for a cleaner environment "well before the sun turns into a red giant and dies."

"Mobil Oil has already made great strides in protecting the precious air and water within the television-commercial environment. And we plan to golf closely with the U.S. Department of Energy and oil-industry lobbyists to ensure that President Bush's initiative comes to pass in the unimaginably distant future."

The Onion | Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920

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