The Onion | U.S. Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election

"Despite the specter of corruption in 2000, and even though the procedural problems which surfaced during the previous election were never remedied, the American people chose to put their faith in the system once again this year," said Joseph Mtume, a Kenyan diplomat who traveled to Ohio to view America's democratic proceedings.
The Onion | U.S. Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election